May 5, 2006, Newsletter Issue #19: ´For the Sick´
Tip of the Week
A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.
"Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?"
"No" her mother replied.
"Well, I think I´m gonna be sick, Momma!"
"Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and then behind a bush." After about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat.
"Were you sick?" her mom asked.
"Yes."
"How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?"
"I didn´t have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the front door that says, ´For the Sick´."
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