March 19, 2010, Newsletter Issue #56: My Mother Taught Me 1-7

Tip of the Week

1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."

2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you!
Donīt talk back to me!"

4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, your not going to the store with me."

5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...
"If you donīt stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...
"If you donīt pass your spelling test, youīll never get a good job."

7 My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, donīt come running to me."

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